Sorry, my English language abilities are not so good. Therefore there will be only a few Limericks.
21.8.2023
Poets Day
There once was a very bad poet,
who twittered a poem, although it
was his worst poem.
But this was no problem,
since nobody else ever saw it.
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12.5.2023
Imprisoned audience:
There once was a singer from Greece,
who sang about freedom and ease.
His song, long and boring
made people start throwing
tomatos for being released.
***
20.10.2022
Social entanglement vs. collisions
Why do two particles entangle,
their spin and the emission angle?
They only share their own origins
while bypassing risky collisions.
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Social diffraction vs. proud nations:
In greater nations, proudly bound,
their members voices loudly sound.
Of course not from coherent actions,
but from performative diffractions.
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31.10. 2021
Happy Halloween
There once was a vampire called Steve,
who wandered at night through the streets.
The Sheriffs big guns
were holing his lungs.
It was'nt yet all Hallows eve.
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27.8.2021
Cpt. Trips
She had deep red, soft kissing lips,
warm eyes and hypnotising hips.
She was so bright,
so young and wild,
and now she died from Captain Trips.
***
26.7.2021
R.I.P. StevenWeinberg
Nobody else but you knew better,
how fast our Universe grew fatter.
Good bye now, Steve!
And rest in peace
of shiny light from darkest matter.
***
11.6.2021
Copernicus, thats really weird,
says that the earth flies like a bird
around the sun.
Is that just fun?
Please fact check this, pope Paul the third.
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14. 3.2021
Karl Marx
All workers should now please unite,
to follow his advice and fight!
But the adressed
were not obsessed,
found for themselves a peaceful life.
***
18.2.2021
Perseverance
There once was a planet called Mars,
the quietest between all the stars,
a place without stress,
but nevertheless
its now overcrowded with cars.
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16.2.2021
Cats revenge This morning my fat cat was sad. A rat grabbed its fancy flat hat. In order to get the pretty hat back, my cat pumped the rat full of lead.
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20.12.2020
Allerød oscillation
A Mammouth named Mildred once sweated,
Her thick fur completely was wetted.
Ten thousand B.C.
there was no relieve
Coiffeurs have not yet been invented.
***
30.11.2020
Schrödingers cat
A dead cat lied once in a coffin,
it died from a terrible coughing.
Professor Schrödinger
snapped once with his finger.
The mad half dead cat-Zombie caught him.
***
29. 11.2020
A greater dictator thought over,
his plan to make war in october.
He sent out some tweets,
but now he retreats.
He did not got any follower.
***
15. 11. 2020
Since march, when the virus did happen,
I wanted the curve to fast flatten.
I checked it all day
on my phone display.
My curves showed: I started to fatten.
***
28.2.2020
How I explained Fasching to my friend from former Great Britain:
On tuesday, but sometimes on monday
the Germans will try to dress funny.
On wednesday, my friend,
all comes to an end
and life 's again sober and coldly.
***
I once was in a Pub, quite near,
almost unconcious, 'cause of beer.
Epiphany
made me go pee.
This was a creative idea.
***
30.8.2019
There once was a gentrified guy
who wanted to vote "Die Partei".
Because of space - tea
he marked AFD.
He was banned to Sächsische Schweiz.
***
10.5.2019
Deap-sea fish see colours
Most ugly fish are deep below.
Fortunately, God made it so.
But those guys suffer,
seeing each other
cursed to a live-long Horror-Show.
***
12.4.2019
An evilish, ugly Black Hole
killed galaxys in a big show.
Press celebrated
those murdered dead.
Those journalists, little they know.
***
23.3.2019
Reminiscence of Hölderlin
The old gods died after all:
newspapers, radio, painted walls.
Are global nets
and smartphone apps
the new ones? I hope not at all.
***
After a good comment in MDR radio:
If he wants it, surely he gets it,
wild parties and sex on the back seat.
But this oldly Lord
becomes fastly bored.
For fun he invented the Brexit.
***
27.2.2019
He liked the progressive platform,
changed things despite potential harm.
His house, one nice day,
was washed away.
He just pushed the fire alarm.
***
He was conservative and calm
and hoped, things will stay nice and warm.
His house, one nice day,
was burned away.
He ignored the fire alarm.
***
23.2.2019
There once was a green politician.
He thought that he sure has a mission.
Against the world heating
he stopped all his eating.
But 's death led to methane emission.
***
12.-17.2.2019
There once was a Vietnamese
who twittered hateful tweets.
Sooner than she thought
the woman was caught
by Vietnamese Tweet-Police.
***
There once was a young scientist,
who recently was very pissed.
The gouvernment cutted
his annual budget
because he became realist.
***
A busy sales man and his bride
had dinner with candles and light.
Approaching the station
she wants copulation.
He says: Well, lets park and lets ride!
***
There was a young nun called Celine
who constantly comitted sin.
She went to the priest
but was not released,
until she was sinning again.
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Monday, 11.2.2019
The young secretary was shocked.
She spotted a slippery frog.
His first name was Steve.
He promised to leave
the office around 5 o'clock.
***
Friday, 14.12.2018
There once was a woman in York,
She hoped for the bite of the stork.
She never gave birth.
Cause her husband called Merv
was eating the Stork 'stead of pork.
***
A man once was breeding fat pigs
and tought them some beautiful tricks.
But cholesterine
compromises swine.
So he breeds them with feathers like chicks.
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Chris likes vegetarian girls.
Their slendery shape gives him thrills.
The woman he took
did not have such looks.
She's rich and she's paying the bills.
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Monday, 11.12.2018
F. Fukuyama: End of history
The angels will cry, their god will deny
be'ing blaimed for the fact, that they cannot fly.
The time while they try
their life will go bye.
But don't ask me why, they die in the sky.
***
Monday, 22.10.2018
Impression from Prof. Sloterdijks talk in Ettersburg/Weimar
The languages contain all wisdom,
but it is locked inside a prison.
That code of Genes
decryption needs
no Gigahertz, but intuition.
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Phobocracy
The free western democracies
are turned into phobocracies.
'Cause terrorism
became obsession
of all mass-media journalism.
Wednesday, 17.10.2018
Germany becomes world leader in innovation.
Germans, world champion on export,
in Football and in Being-good,
after a phase
of no success,
will innovate your life to death.
Tuesday, 9.10.2018
Trumpization
E-commerce will force every nation
to tolerance and integration:
verbally correct
and morally strict.
Who's fault was the worlds Trumpization?
Monday, 8.10.2018
Kavenaugh
There was once a man and he tried
to kiss a young girl who denied.
The long story short:
He went to the court.
They kept him, he's well qualified.
Friday, 5.10.2018
Nationalism vs. Neocons
There once was a right politician.
He thought that he might have a mission.
His national ideas
he fought for, indeed.
Now rules national socialism.
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Liberalism vs. Neoliberalism vs. Capitalism
There once was a left politician.
He thought that he might have a mission.
His lib'ral ideas
he fought for, indeed.
Now rules lib'ral capitalism.